necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon

vvierd:

I HATE REACTING TO PRESENTS

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

daftpostpunk:

• post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
• you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
• no more selfies allowed
• blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
• heroin will be legalized
• george bush will become president again
• stock market will crash
• korea will blow the US up
• world war 3

sketchy-replies:

SO MANY TABLES WERE FLIPPED WHEN ZUTUNG EVOLVED INTO ZUDON

SO

MANY

TABLES

deliverusfromsburb:

pathometric:

deliverusfromsburb:

What if John is interested in ghosts because once he saw an arm coming out of the wall

and Jade is a furry because she saw her God Tier self while dreaming on Prospit

and Rose is fascinated by the Gods of the Furthest Ring because she heard the horrorterrors whispering in her sleep

and Dave likes music because it’s cool I guess

dave probably likes music because it drowns out cal’s whispers